Well before we assess what most of the celebs wear one by one, let me just sum up the blue carpet event for you in two words:

FUCKED-UP LIGHTING.

Lets assess!

Siti Nurhaliza

She’s obviously trying to pull a Jolie here. Well it’s too bad she don’t have a body to pull it off. And all those sequins and the long sleeve just made this look heavier on her. And please, celebs, no handbag on the red (or blue, whatever) carpet. You either carry a clutch or let others carry your handbag when you want to take pictures. And btw, that handbag looks cheap.

And I know it’s not my place to talk about this but whatever happen to her tudung? It’s like she wash it over and over again and now it has shrinked to ten times smaller. Honey, get a maid to all those laundry for ya, kay?

Atilia

The hair is cute and the dress is quite pretty. Heels choice, wrong, and the makeup is a tad overdone, and apparently, scary.

Marsha

While Siti is trying to pull a Jolie, Marsha here looks like she’s trying to pull a Theron. And fail. Miserably.

Neelofa

The dress is too tight and those heels are tacky. Like, BET-tacky.

Yuna

So is she aiming for the muslimah-version Nicki Minaj look? Because if she did, this would totally be an.. accomplishment.

Ana Rafali

Too many thing is going on with the dress; the colour, the embellishment, the SLEEVES (especially the sleeves), the shiny fabric.

Liyana Jasmay

We all had this kind of moment, didn’t we? You know, that moment when you’re so nervous facing all the photographers and then BAM! Suddenly one of your leg become too shy and hide behind your other leg. Awkward…

Anyhow, she kinda look cute here. The outfit is nice and the heels are acceptable (if not a little too big. I think a simple red pumps would do rather than heavy platforms.) And like I said earlier..

The lighting is fucking shitty. I get the theme was ‘Water’ and all but I seriously don’t think blue lighting is needed here.

Nora

Well-played. And this is the only look that I think is appropriate to be paired with a handbag. Plus it looks super flattering on her.

Fauziah Ghous and Iqram Dinzly

THIS IS MADNESS!!

Dynas

“Fuck you, I’m pregnant.”

She is, right?

Kaer

Bathrobe.

Leya and Aidid Marcello

She: Looks pretty. Love the soft blue color on her. The dress is nice. At first I thought it’s a little too tight at the mid-section but then I think maybe it’s the way she stand. I’m not sure about the hem but it looks pretty okay here. And the black pump is also an okay choice. Makeup and hair looks pretty.

He: Not sure about the vest but the rest of the look is okay.

Stagewear next bitches!!!

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5. Paula Patton in Monique Lhuillier

Oh the ever enthusiastic red carpet walker, Miss Patton..

Love the color on her. I don’t know how old is she but during the Mission Impossible premieres, she’s always seen wearing something that make her looks like someone who desperately wanted to seem fun, like short dresses with sparkly fringes and stuff. She always end up looking like a mother who stole dresses from her 17-years-old daughter’s wardrobe.

Anyway, back to this. This dress does seems fun. Love the yellow coloring on her. And I think she fill the dress better than the model on the runway. The hair is right, the makeup is okay. Just don’t seem to excited, hon. It annoys people, you know.

4. Laura Dern in Andrew Gn

FUCKIN FABULOUS. And my what a killer body she have!

3. Nicole Kidman in Versace

Nicole Kidman was the last person that came into my mind to be wearing anything from the Versace Spring 2012 line (actually, I can’t think of anyone who would wear dresses from that collection) but anyway, she did, and I think she looks friggin fabulous. I’m not crazy about the dress on its own but on Kidman it looks absolutely stunning.

But still can’t top her 2010 Grammy’s Jean Paul Gaultier couture though.

2. Tilda Swinton

BOW THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE, TILDA MOTHERFUCKIN SWINTON IS IN DA HOUSE!!

And our winner is…

1. Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace

The only reason I put this on the first spot is because putting Tilda in the first spot is like saying the sky is blue.

I LOVE YOU TILDA!!

Okay, back to the dress. It’s undeniably the most head-turning dress of the night, especially because she’s a Jolie. Jolie never go high fashion y’alls. Jolie will never  even touch an Atelier Versace, let alone walk the red carpet in it. Jolie will wear some chiffon-ish, pale colored, flowy Jenny Packham or Elie Saab dresses. Then Jolie will let her hair run free and let her natural beauty do the speaking.

So when a Jolie suddenly slick her hair back with a bun and slaps on some serious red lipstick on that huge-ass sexy lips of her and put on some shiny Atelier Versace with a red accented shoulder line and some killa red clutch, of course she’ll be a head turner, amyrite?

I STILL LOVE YOU TILDA!!

Btw, the more I look at it the more I feel the dress is a little too creamy and satin-y. Plus, white shoes? Aw, come on, Angie!

Some starlets really bring it on on the red carpet this year. Lets start the countdown shall we?

15. Salma Hayek in Gucci

If her goal is “to not to look like a trophy wife and start to look like a hot Latina bombshell again”, then I can say it is quite well achieved. And as much as I applaud celebrities when they go high fashion on the red carpet, I really think Salma should stick to “hot Latina bombshell”. But hey, nice try.

And put some product on your hair honey, for God sake. It almost look as if it was made by the same material as your dress.

14. Dianna Agron in Giles Deacon

THE DETAILING, MY GOD. I freaking love those detailing. Too bad the dress is a wee bit too heavy and looks unflattering on her. Like Salma, while I applaud her trying to go high fashion, I think she should just stick to her lovely sweet princess-y innocent girl look. Leave the high fashion to the pros, hon. But oh the detailing…

13. Sofia Vergara in Vera Wang

It’s Sofia Vergara in a curve-hugging Vera Wang mermaid dress, with her hair, flat-ironed, swept to one side. A little expected but it seems like it suits her. Like, she own this kinda style. The tulle is a little too much but everything else her is kinda perfect. For her, at least.

12. Rooney Mara in Nina Ricci

This dress looks so unflattering on her. But somehow, with that makeups and hair, and that face, she seems so pulled together. She have the attitude to pull even the most ridiculous dress off.

God I love this woman!

11. Charlize Theron in Dior

So pretty. Actually the dress is not that exciting but hey, Charlize Theron is wearing it.

10.  Claire Danes in J Mendel

Not sold on the hair and Claire have this naturally ‘harsh’ face so she should really go with a softer makeups. The dress is superb though.

9.  Julianne Moore in Chanel

She’s obviously “pulling a Jolie” here – a simple dress with one statement-making emerald accessories. Well I didn’t say she look bad though.

I put her on this spot because she have been favouring her disasterous high-fashion Lanvin dresses for so long now. See, Julianne, this is what you need. A simple elegant black dress paired with some killa accessory. Love her makeups in the first pic but in the second one she suddenly looks a little too ‘natural’.

8. Diane Lane in Reem Arca

Serving up some good ol’ Hollywood fabulousity there.

7. Emma Stone in Lanvin

She looks stunning as always, the dress is pretty, really love the color and the belt is killa.

But enough with that. Lets talk about something more important here. What’s with Michelle Williams’s face? I mean, I don’t remember her looking that severe.  I don’t believe she had a job done. Probably because she had been losing A LOT of weight lately.

6. Evan Rachel Wood in Gucci

Sequins and peacock feather is a little too obviously drag-fabulous but she’s Evan Rachel Wood. If anyone could ever pull off a dragtastic dress, it’s her.

Plus that dress does actually look stunning.

Top 5 coming soon…

10. Maya Rudolph in David Meister

What does that dress made of, dinosaur skin or something? That dress looks too heavy on her. The only thing worse is if that dress is actually a baggy jumpsuit, which it does kinda look like..

And that makeup is so not yours hon. Hair is gorgeous though.

9. Andrea Riseborough in Diane Von Furstenberg

Awww… She just won’t walk the red carpet without her Aunt Madgie won’t she? But seriously, is she covering something? Like, “Yeah Madge, put your hand there. That’s where the zipper broke.”

Actually she doesn’t look that bad. She even look pretty gorgeous here. But when she took picture with Madonna, she suddenly a pair of leather gloves away from looking like one of those cowboy-movies hooker. Like they could suddenly pull out a gun out of their gartier and I don’t know, rob the red carpet. Or kidnap the Clooney or something.

And while we’re still on the topic, let see what Madgie’s wearing..

8. Madonna in Reem Arca

“I’m all old Hollywood glamour on top, Latina Grammys at the bottom bitches!”

“And this glove? Because fuck you, I’m Madonna. That’s why.”

7. Mary J. Blige in Michael Kors

“Well fuck you too, Madonna. Cuz tonight I’m all diva on top dead smelly Sesame Street monster at the bottom! Top that ma gurrl.”

6. Amanda Peet

Because looking like layers of cakes is not bad enough, she have to look like layers of shower curtains.

5. Natalie Portman in Lanvin

Oh, Natalie.. You look so pretty. But then you have to fuck it all up and go steal those antique round vase table and hide it under your otherwise-could-be-a-very lovely dress..

4. Kristen Wiig

Meh. The dress is actually kinda pretty. I wish it didn’t look like a jumpsuit. And I also wish she didn’t look like someone who couldn’t care less to be there. It’s the Globes honey. Do your hair and fucking makeups.

3. Melissa Mccarthy in Badgley Mischka

Oh honey, you’ve been looking so gorgeous lately. This empire cut dress just doesn’t flatter your body. Go back to those slammin’ glamorous sequin dress kay? Plus, next time, don’t let Snooki do your hair. That bitch knows nothin’ about hair. And products. And fashion. And class. And life, generally.

But actually that’s more Adele than Snooki. Meh I just wanna express my hate towards her.

2. Mila Kunis in Dior

She got number two because she went a level down. Heck she actually went TEN level down.

Come on, Mila. This is like the safest, most boring-est, plainest dress I’ve ever seen you wore. Better bring on the game next time, hon.

And our winner is…

1. Lea Michelle in her own princess Marchesa world!

Awww.. I really should go easy on her shouldn’t I? I mean, she looks pretty fabulous for someone who have been soaked for that long in a mercury-contaminated sea. Long enough to develop a symbiotic relationship with the corals. Like, “You bring  me to the red carpet, and I’ll cover your titties kay?”

Lets start with The Queen.

Helen Mirren in Badgley Mishcka

Never have I seen woman her age look this glowy. People always show pictures of female celebs in their 40s and talking about how they look so young and ageless and how that is “Ageing, you’re doing it right” kinda stuff, but to me, this woman is a true epitome of “Ageing, you’re doing it right.”

As for the dress, I think I could go without all those ruffles. Woman her age should go with something simple yet statement-making, like one of those “Bow before me bitches” kinda dress. Pretty, but it just doesn’t suit The Queen.

Now lets move on to the others.

Meryl Streep in Alessandra Rich

This is the “Fuck you I’m Meryl Streep” dress. So, fuck you she’s Meryl Streep. 

Sharon Osbourne

Meh. Floral and silk is a little too cliche for me. What is she doing at the Globes anyway? 

Glenn Close

To be honest, I kinda like the dress and the kimono-ish sleeves with the silk lining at the cuffs. Plus I think she looks really pretty. I just don’t get that faux chest hair-looking thing protruding out at the bust. I mean… why?

Yeah… Why? 

And by warming up, I mean a bunch of hot guys working (or at least most of them) the shit out of that tux.

Adam Levine (with a friend)

Hot.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (also with a friend)

Cute.

Matthew Morrison

WERQ IT!

Michael Fassbender

Dude is wearing a leather tux. Period.

Mark Salling

That awkward moment when you hit something with your head so hard your mohawk shifted a little.

]]> http://luqman91.wordpress.com/2012/01/16/2012-golden-globes-awards-part-1-warming-up/feed/ 1 luqman91 Image Image Image Image Image http://luqman91.wordpress.com/2011/12/17/for-literature-creative-presentation/ http://luqman91.wordpress.com/2011/12/17/for-literature-creative-presentation/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 09:59:15 +0000 luqman91 http://luqman91.wordpress.com/2011/12/17/for-literature-creative-presentation/ Continue reading →]]> First die ade scene with budak2 playing inside the house. Depending la brape ramai kan. And so the budak2 play tapi ade sorang budak ni die tgah dok tulis surat kat atok die. Tetibe the lights went out, xde elektrik.

The others sit still in the dark while the girl continue on writing her letter with the dim light from the candles. Then ade sorang complain about being hot because the air conditioning is not working. The kid wonders and then she look as if she suddenly get an idea on what to wrote to her grandparents kat kampung.

She finish writing the letter, put it in the envelope. And then she leaves the stage, with the letter in her hand.

*lights out, scene change*

Atok ngah duduk kat brande rumah die when nenek come with a tea (minum petang. with REAL food) n die ckap kat atuknye, “we got letter from our grandchildren”. And then the atuk open the envelope and read the goddamn letter. And mase tu la kite mainkan video with the first verse of the poem.

*lights out, video in*

“Grand dad did you live before air cons were invented”

“Was it hard staying alive without modern inventions?”

“Grandma weren’t you flustered as you fluttered with paper fans?”

“Could you communicate before faxes and long distance calls became basic necessities?”

*Lights in*

And then atuk ngan nenek die smile at each other. Atuk die masukkan surat ke dlam smpul surat, as if the whole time poem tu dbace die tgah reply surat cucu die. And then they both get up.

*scene change*

Budak tu runs to his room with a letter in his hand, letter from his grandparents. mase ni kat ats pentas our props will be just a simple table and chair, kalo ade lamp table ok gak bcoz nak wat mcam die ade kt dlam blk die. n then he open the envelope n read the letter. As usual, lights out, video in.

“Grandchild we lived before your age. Because of our ignorance we did not know pollution, stress, traffic jams”

“destruction of forests, streams and hills”

“We feared God and nature now nature fears you and money is your new God”

*Lights in*

Budak tu masih on the table. She smiles. But a smile full of hope. As if that smile is a starter. For a plan. A plan to change the world. A very hopeful smile.

‘And then that kid’s mom call him for dinner. He gets up and leave the stage, leaving the letter laying on the table.

The end.

*lights out*

Love?

Yup. The first question that popped in my head when I saw this

JLo in Christian Cota bandeau top and Tibi pants.

Love? Maybe. If this was 10 years ago... Or maybe not (looking at the pants).

Love her facial expression here. It’s all “I’m J-fuckin’-Lo and I wear what I want to wear, bitch.” Anyway..

It’s not that I don’t love the look on her. I admit that she’s beautiful (according to People, the world’s most beautiful) and she got great abs but it just look a little desperate-for-attention-ish…

Honey, you are pretty and you got great bod but you’re not that Jenny-from-the-block anymore.. Now go to your changing room and go change into your diva, glamorous, sexy (not abs-tastic kind of sexy though) dazzling dress and cover-up your belly-button, young lady!

So, my beloved fashion diva, Riri, wore this while performing at the American Idol last week:

Rihanna in Carlos Miele

I know.. I know.. I, too, got a mixed reaction when I saw her wearing that dress. But you know what else you should see? This:

I have only a few things to say to Rihanna:

1. That Diana Ross hair is totally working on you honey. You look so diva and fabulous!
2. Congrats on your vocal performance. And yes, you can expect a lot of “Wow, Rihanna can actually SING” in the comment section. I wonder when her besties, KATY PERRY, will get it.
3. The dress doesn’t look that pretty in the pic but when she moves onstage we can see how fabulous and dramatic the dress look on her (thanks to the velvet effect). I just wish the dress could be a little bit more dramatic though, like have a train or something…

And while Riri wear this dramatic dress while performing, JLo also get caught up in her very own drama.

JLo in Georges Chakra

If I were Steven Tyler, I don’t know if I can even concentrate on the show or whether I’ll be spending the whole night looking at her crotch wondering WHY the poufs were there. And then maybe I’ll get back home, lay on my bed, looking at the ceiling while thinking to myself, “WHY were the poufs there? WHY, God. WHY?” *sigh* Mystery of the world.. Maybe some questions are better left unanswered..

So Anne Hathaway wear this to the LA premiere of Rio, last week:

Anne Hathaway in Gucci

Some suspicions aroused in me. The only way I can explain those big, dorky glasses and post-studying-for-examination hair paired with that gorgeous dress and killer heels is this:

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: (Doing crossword puzzle while reading some philosophy book probably written by someone with weird name and probably vegetarian while watching History Channel in amazement about some Tutankhamun’s stuff at the same time)

Anne Hathaway: OMG!!! Lil sis u gotta help me!!!!

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: (Almost spilling coffee all over her crossword puzzle book. Yes. You read it right. CROSSWORD PUZZLE BOOK) Geez. What?

Anne Hathaway: I can’t go to my movie about some weird talking bird who can’t fly because this animation people have no other idea on what else they can make. I mean, there’s talking toy, then talking cars, talking bee, talking fish, talking..

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: Wait. What’s your point? (Continue doing her crossword puzzle. She’s a little irritated now. She didn’t like people disturbing her while she’s watching History Channel)

Anne Hathaway: I got pimple… I CAN’T GO!!! I’m, like, the most fabulous actress of all time!! This must be because they paired me with James Franco last time. He’s such a germ..

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: Wait what? Wait, but…. What?

Anne Hathaway: Now take this Gucci dress and heels. Just PUT THIS ON. Now go! Go! (Push her twin into the changing room. Her twin, still confused and still trying to focus on her History Channel, just follow the instruction. After her twin got into the changing, Anne go to her room to do her facial and the lay down on her bed.)

Gucci Spring 2011

**ten minutes later**

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: (Get out of the changing room) Errr… How do I look? Errrr… Anne? Anne? Where are you?

Anne Hathaway: (Screaming from her room) The limo is waiting outside. Go! Driver!! Take her into the limo!!

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: (The limo driver grab her and put her into the car) Wait! But! No!! What!! Where!! WAAAAAIIIITTTT!!!!

And the limo droves off….and THIS happen.

"Errrr... Hey y'all. Errrr... What's happenin'... dawg?"

*sigh..* "F**k my life.."

"Hey... This is not THAT bad... I can get use to it...

The next day, Anne (the real one) read the magazine and see her sister wearing those ginormous nerd specs with her undone hair and her reaction was:

"NO SHE DIDN'T!!!"

Yep. That’s the only explanation I can think about. Or you can get all boring saying that, “She just wanted to have fun with her styling” or ‘I think she look adorable”. All jokes aside, what do I REALLY think about the outfit?

I love her heels. The dress… Let just say it’s a typical Gucci dress with fringes and glitter and stuff. I don’t really like it actually. I think there’s too much going on with that dress. I also think that Anne CAN definitely carry that dress with her fabulous-ness. But no. Instead of looking all glam-ed up for her movie premiere, she decided to look BRAINY and NERDY. Honey, you’re no Taylor Swift. You can pair nerdiness with glam. Only a true nerd can do that. Neck up I think she look cute and adorable. Neck down she look fabulous. That’s the main problem here: neck down and neck up doesn’t go well with each other. Full stop.

And then I look at the previous Rio screening and hey, maybe Anne DO have twins..

At Rio 'Sneak Beak' screening in Hollywood

This is Jenny Hathaway. She’s a free-spirited person. She loves spiritual stuff which explain why she put those thing on her neck. She loves to live freely and don’t like to be restraint from becoming who she is. I also suspect she’s a hippie. Her life’s quote is: “I hope I’m not Anne Hathaway’s twin. I wanted to be known for who I AM. I don’t want to be known as Anne Hathaway’s twin forever!!”

At one of the Rio screening in Dolce & Gabbana

And this is the sweet, innocent, virginal Rosanne Hathaway. She love to watch Disney stuff and listen to religious song. She adore The Jonas Brother and weep when she found out Miley Cyrus decided to go with the no-pants trend. She enjoy gardening and cooking and sewing. She also enjoy being around kids. Kids call her Auntie Rose.

Oh, I forgot to name the nerd one. What about what about Anneleigh? Or Polyanna? Or Yvonne? Or maybe Brennda? Whattaya think?