2012 Grammys Awards (Part One)

It’s the Grammys, the Oscars of musics, only with more hoes and tacky bitches!

And so-called musicians (NOT ALL) parading and promoting everything but good musics!

Lets hit it hoes!

Adele in Giorgio Armani

Just so you know, what I said earlier DOES NOT applied to Adele here. Thank God she won big that night instead of Gaga or Katy Perry or Bieber. She totally deserved all those awards. Now be a good girl and go thanks your ex, honey.

And btw, she looks as gorgeous as hell.

Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz

Remember that time when Bieber wear a velvet suit to the VMAs and ended up looking like a lesbian vampire? Well, anyway, unrelatedly, I think he work the velvet suit like nobody can.

And as for her, I think there’s too many things going on with that dress, the shoulder pad, the neck piece and (especially) those ridiculous heels, and that hair. It’s a plain dress, but with ugly detailing. Which make it a plain ugly dress, I guess?

Amber Rose in Versace

Remember when Amber went to the VMAs with Kanye in that snake-print body suit? And now she’s attending the Grammys with her new boyfriend, Wiz Khalifa, which made me think: Does Amber secretly dates rapper so that she could attend award shows?

That dress is stunning though.

Anne V and Adam Levine

McSlutty and The Gorgeous.

Bonnie Rait

This remind me of the “X-Men: Last Stand” movie where Rogue take that shot that made her lose her power. 30 years later and here she is, promoting her book/memoir, “Mutant Powers: Life With and Without It”.

Bruno Mars

The suit is too big, but at the same time look too small on him. It’s like he borrowed it from a very tough, muscular midget.

Carrie Underwood in Gomez-Gracia

This is very pretty but I’ve seen this kinda dress on her for like, thousands of time.

Corrine Bailey Rae in Christian Siriano

I love the the overall theme of this look. Yes, the hair is pretty ugly but I can’t imagine Corrine wearing this dress with different hairstyle. The heels are a mess though.

Cyndi Lauper in Jean Paul Gaultier

Trust the old skools to show you how to work some crazy shit.

Deadmau5

Turns out the number written on his shirt is his friend’s phone number, and his friend later have to change his number. Well played. 10 points for trolling alone. I just pity the person who got the seat behind him.

Diana Ross

I can smell her hair from here. Nah I’m just kidding. Please don’t break my spine with your wrist.

Esperanza Spalding

Frankendress.

Fergie in Jean Paul Gaultier

Geez Fergie, God doesn’t create nude underlays for NOTHING, you know.

Foster The People

The brown pants left me speechless.

Giuliana Rancic

KILLA SHOES.

Gwyneth Platrow in Stella Mccartney

Another day, another Gwyneth Paltrow in form-fitting dresses with sexy cutouts. Yes, we know you have a killer bod (and this self-cleansing/beauty product to sell) but fashion-wise, it’s kinda tiring.

Hillary Scott in Monique Lhuillier

Like Gwynie, Hillary have her standard dress too – flowy, romantic, sweet Monique Lhuillier. And looking at the tightness of her heels, I’m surprised her toes aren’t turning blue in this pic. I hope she took it off before she have to have them amputated.

Jane Seymour

Fabulous, but I’m not sure if gold accessories is the right choice when you’re wearing a gold dress.

Jennifer Hudson

Too tight. And her performance are surprisingly mediocre.

Jessie J in Julien Macdonald

Man that bang looks fucked up..

Julianne Hough in Kaufmanfranco

She does look a little like Jennifer Aniston. But I think this look pretty nevertheless.

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