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Abs On The Floor

Have you heard JLo’s latest album called ‘Love?’?

Love?

Yup. The first question that popped in my head when I saw this

JLo in Christian Cota bandeau top and Tibi pants.

Love? Maybe. If this was 10 years ago... Or maybe not (looking at the pants).

Love her facial expression here. It’s all “I’m J-fuckin’-Lo and I wear what I want to wear, bitch.” Anyway..

It’s not that I don’t love the look on her. I admit that she’s beautiful (according to People, the world’s most beautiful) and she got great abs but it just look a little desperate-for-attention-ish…

Honey, you are pretty and you got great bod but you’re not that Jenny-from-the-block anymore.. Now go to your changing room and go change into your diva, glamorous, sexy (not abs-tastic kind of sexy though) dazzling dress and cover-up your belly-button, young lady!

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California King Fab

I intended to post this, like, yesterday but because the internet line at my house got a little shitty, I postponed it till today. Now let get the bitchiness going, shall we?

So, my beloved fashion diva, Riri, wore this while performing at the American Idol last week:

Rihanna in Carlos Miele

I know.. I know.. I, too, got a mixed reaction when I saw her wearing that dress. But you know what else you should see? This:

I have only a few things to say to Rihanna:

  1. That Diana Ross hair is totally working on you honey. You look so diva and fabulous!
  2. Congrats on your vocal performance. And yes, you can expect a lot of “Wow, Rihanna can actually SING” in the comment section. I wonder when her besties, KATY PERRY, will get it.
  3. The dress doesn’t look that pretty in the pic but when she moves onstage we can see how fabulous and dramatic the dress look on her (thanks to the velvet effect). I just wish the dress could be a little bit more dramatic though, like have a train or something…

And while Riri wear this dramatic dress while performing, JLo also get caught up in her very own drama.

JLo in Georges Chakra

If I were Steven Tyler, I don’t know if I can even concentrate on the show or whether I’ll be spending the whole night looking at her crotch wondering WHY the poufs were there. And then maybe I’ll get back home, lay on my bed, looking at the ceiling while thinking to myself, “WHY were the poufs there? WHY, God. WHY?” *sigh* Mystery of the world.. Maybe some questions are better left unanswered..

Anne Hathaway has a twin sister(s?) ?

P.s:This story is kinda old but because every bitchy/cranky fashion bloggers blog about it (and since I still have no mood to read my BM in Education notes whatsoever), I’m gonna post it too.

So Anne Hathaway wear this to the LA premiere of Rio, last week:

Anne Hathaway in Gucci

Some suspicions aroused in me. The only way I can explain those big, dorky glasses and post-studying-for-examination hair paired with that gorgeous dress and killer heels is this:

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: (Doing crossword puzzle while reading some philosophy book probably written by someone with weird name and probably vegetarian while watching History Channel in amazement about some Tutankhamun’s stuff at the same time)

Anne Hathaway: OMG!!! Lil sis u gotta help me!!!!

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: (Almost spilling coffee all over her crossword puzzle book. Yes. You read it right. CROSSWORD PUZZLE BOOK) Geez. What?

Anne Hathaway: I can’t go to my movie about some weird talking bird who can’t fly because this animation people have no other idea on what else they can make. I mean, there’s talking toy, then talking cars, talking bee, talking fish, talking..

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: Wait. What’s your point? (Continue doing her crossword puzzle. She’s a little irritated now. She didn’t like people disturbing her while she’s watching History Channel)

Anne Hathaway: I got pimple… I CAN’T GO!!! I’m, like, the most fabulous actress of all time!! This must be because they paired me with James Franco last time. He’s such a germ..

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: Wait what? Wait, but…. What?

Anne Hathaway: Now take this Gucci dress and heels. Just PUT THIS ON. Now go! Go! (Push her twin into the changing room. Her twin, still confused and still trying to focus on her History Channel, just follow the instruction. After her twin got into the changing, Anne go to her room to do her facial and the lay down on her bed.)

Gucci Spring 2011

**ten minutes later**

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: (Get out of the changing room) Errr… How do I look? Errrr… Anne? Anne? Where are you?

Anne Hathaway: (Screaming from her room) The limo is waiting outside. Go! Driver!! Take her into the limo!!

Anne Hathaway’s twin sista: (The limo driver grab her and put her into the car) Wait! But! No!! What!! Where!! WAAAAAIIIITTTT!!!!

And the limo droves off….and THIS happen.

"Errrr... Hey y'all. Errrr... What's happenin'... dawg?"

*sigh..* "F**k my life.."

"Hey... This is not THAT bad... I can get use to it...

The next day, Anne (the real one) read the magazine and see her sister wearing those ginormous nerd specs with her undone hair and her reaction was:

"NO SHE DIDN'T!!!"

Yep. That’s the only explanation I can think about. Or you can get all boring saying that, “She just wanted to have fun with her styling” or ‘I think she look adorable”. All jokes aside, what do I REALLY think about the outfit?

I love her heels. The dress… Let just say it’s a typical Gucci dress with fringes and glitter and stuff. I don’t really like it actually. I think there’s too much going on with that dress. I also think that Anne CAN definitely carry that dress with her fabulous-ness. But no. Instead of looking all glam-ed up for her movie premiere, she decided to look BRAINY and NERDY. Honey, you’re no Taylor Swift. You can pair nerdiness with glam. Only a true nerd can do that. Neck up I think she look cute and adorable. Neck down she look fabulous. That’s the main problem here: neck down and neck up doesn’t go well with each other. Full stop.

And then I look at the previous Rio screening and hey, maybe Anne DO have twins..

At Rio 'Sneak Beak' screening in Hollywood

This is Jenny Hathaway. She’s a free-spirited person. She loves spiritual stuff which explain why she put those thing on her neck. She loves to live freely and don’t like to be restraint from becoming who she is. I also suspect she’s a hippie. Her life’s quote is: “I hope I’m not Anne Hathaway’s twin. I wanted to be known for who I AM. I don’t want to be known as Anne Hathaway’s twin forever!!”

At one of the Rio screening in Dolce & Gabbana

And this is the sweet, innocent, virginal Rosanne Hathaway. She love to watch Disney stuff and listen to religious song. She adore The Jonas Brother and weep when she found out Miley Cyrus decided to go with the no-pants trend. She enjoy gardening and cooking and sewing. She also enjoy being around kids. Kids call her Auntie Rose.

Oh, I forgot to name the nerd one. What about what about Anneleigh? Or Polyanna? Or Yvonne? Or maybe Brennda? Whattaya think?

Just Watched: Willow Smith-21st Century Girl

*Ahem2* Mind my words, peeps. Mind the words…..

Well, being an over-analytical freak as I always am (like those people who see iluminati’s sign in every single shit they watch), besides commenting and criticizing on other people’s fashion sense, I wanted to try some new stuff: commenting on videos and movies that I had just watched. Yes. Welcome to the new segment of the show: JUST WATCHED.

Now lets get straight to the point, shall we, mate?

Lets talk about the new vid that come from the Smiths clan: Willow Smith-21st Century Girl

Ok, first thing first: the song. It is not that good. It’s kinda average. The song you expected to come from a 10-year-old black kid. No, I’m not being racist. It’s STIGMA. If I get the words right. Anyway, it’s groovy, funky, dance-y and the lyrics didn’t make sense (or maybe I’m just a bitter, old, conservative male) at all to me. See? It’s average. And is it legal for a ten-year-old to sing “I’m taking you for a ride”? Gal, u ain’t even have ur license yet!

Now the vid. I don’t know what or how she wanted to symbolize the 21st century girls like. The only thing I see is that they all wear tacky, weird clothes. I swear one of them even wear colorful condoms on their head. Funky much? Well let see and judge some of Willow’s outfit in this vid shall we?

No wonder she's so skinny. Dragging along that pile of curtains on your @$$ and that chained booty is surely gonna make you lose weight.

"My role-model is Ke$ha. That bitch got class" -Willow.

Oh and at one point she do sound like Ke$ha. Ok. Then what the f**k is wrong with girl nowadays? Is that how you imagine yourself, 21st century girls out there? Dancing, partying and acting like a drunken slut all day long? I swear Willow got so drunk at one point she fell off into the car and needs help getting up.

"Look ma. No hands *hiccup*"

Drunken whore….. Instead of worrying on what weird, unflattering dresses she wanted to add in her wardrobe collection, Jada should worried about her girl ended up being the black version of Ke$ha.

Whatever happen to the innocent young girls in tutu dress?

Awwwwwwwwww......

But instead, girls nowadays (the so-called 21st century girls) prefer to wear something like this:

Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Arrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Seriously, what the f**k is wrong with world nowadays, peeps???

Oh, and at one point, I swear Michelle Obama make a cameo.

Did you see it?

Well all (bad, racist) jokes aside. I think Willow is a great performer. I watched her perform ‘Whip My hair’ on Oprah the other day and geez that girl sure can sing and perform. I just don’t think this song (or video) was that good. It’s basically a Ke$ha video in a form of a ten-year-old Will Smith’s daughter. Not interesting but I’m glad that girl had fun. What do you think?

Well, this is my first time doing this so sorry for all the flaws and bad jokes. Now till next time guys. I’m gonna fly. How I’m going to fly, you ask? Well, to fly, I…….. whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth.

xoxo

Reba McEntire-I’ll Be

So I stumbled across (stumbled upon?) this song while I’m doing my ‘I-browse-all-the-lame-video-on-youtube-because-I-don’t-have-a-life-and-by-‘life’-here-I-mean-a-girlfriend-and-a-car’ activity. It’s a song about mother-daughter relationships and this song (or maybe just the video clips) touched my icy, stone-cold bitch’s heart. The lyrics is quite straight-forward (and tacky) but come on guys, it’s the 1999 for God sake. Now let stop being so fussy and enjoy this as-old-as-your-grandma song.

Lyrics:

When darkness falls upon your heart and soul.
I’ll be the light that shines for you.
When you forget how beautiful you are
I’ll be there to remind you.
When you can’t find your way,
I’ll find my way to you.
When troubles come around,
I will come to you.

I’ll be your shoulder when you need someone to lean on.
Be your shelter.
When you need someone to see you through.
I’ll be there to carry you.
I’ll be there.
I’ll be the rock that will be strong for you.
The one that will hold on to you.
When you feel that rain falling down.
When there’s nobody else around.
I’ll be.

And when you’re there with no one there to hold.
I’ll be the arms that reach for you.
And when you feel your faith is running low.
I’ll be there to believe in you.
When all you find are lies.
I’ll be the truth you need.
When you need someone to run to .
You can run to me

I’ll be your shoulder when you need someone to lean on.
Be your shelter.
When you need someone to see you through.
I’ll be there to carry you.
I’ll be there.
I’ll be the rock that will be strong for you.
The one that will hold on to you.
When you feel that rain falling down.
When there’s nobody else around.
I’ll be.

I’ll be the sun.
When your heart’s filled with rain.
I’ll be the one.
To chase the rain away.

I’ll be your shoulder when you need someone to lean on.
Be your shelter.
When you need someone to see you through.
I’ll be there to carry you.
I’ll be there.
I’ll be the rock that will be strong for you.
The one that will hold on to you.
When you feel that rain falling down.
When there’s nobody else around.
I’ll be.
I’ll be.

FASHION 2010: The Best 20 Dress of The 10s (part 2)

So it’s like 4 hours more before we’ll all leave dear 2010 and meet our new friend, mr. 2011. Lets not waste our time beating around the bush (like above) and start countin’ you lazy a$$hole!

It’s the Top 10! And it’s gonna be big!

NO.10: Sarah Jessica Parker in Alexander Mcqueen

I love big gowns with prints. The thing about it is it’s so hard to pulls off only certain people can wear it. The art of high fashion… This dress falls perfectly on Sarah and I just love that she’s having fun (other than looking incredibly stylish) wearing it.

NO.9: Dianna Agron in Carolina Herrera

It’s just beautiful. She looks demure and classy. The beading details upped the ante of the dress and her choices of accessory is just right. And to be honest, Dianna rarely failed on the red carpet. She should gave her stylist a raise.

NO.8: Michelle Williams at the Cannes

I love this colorfully-beaded LBD she wore to the Cannes. It’s fun and cute and not anybody can pull it off. But what I love more is this dress…

Michelle William in Suno minidress.

Stella Mccartney wedges.

Did you see how she turned the weird dress into something cute and event-appropriate? It may have this washed-out gray colors with small flower prints but she’s far from looking dowdy. And those wedges are cute! See, I’m not a big fan of wedges (especially wooden one) but I’ve got no complaint on this one. Flawless.

NO.7: Many in mustards

Not covered in mustards, just so you know..

Lea Michelle in Zac Posen

Odette Yustman in J. Mendel

Diane Kruger in Jason Wu

These three women are the walking advertisement of ‘This Is How You Work Mustards’. I just love bold colors. These women nailed their dress in their own way. Lea looking elegant in strapless gown, Odette looking age-appropriate in her off-shoulders and Diane is every inches the elegant and classy woman (as she always does) in her one-shouldered.

NO.6: Blake Lively in Marchesa

We’ve gone trough this so I’m going to make it brief. It’s fun, the beaded ethnic prints is something different and beautiful and it’s Blake. Nuff said.

NO.5: January Jones in Atelier Versace

Screw people who say this look is a fail. Screw you who says she should have gone with a more complicated hair (see the model). Screw you guys who says she should wear a more complicated looking killa heels (again, the model). I think she looks perfect. She took risk and she score and I’m just a loser for big, shiny dresses that I’ll just ignore you guys!

NO.4: The sparkles that is the Emmys

Claire Danes in Giorgio Armani

It’s simple but it’s perfect. It’s simply perfect.

Heather Morris in Ina Soltani

Gorgeous. I don’t know anyone else who can carry a top-to-toe gold sequin dress. I love her hair and makeups. They look lively.

Maria Menunous in Ralph&Russo

Don’t fancy the hair but I just love how the sparkles detailing is located at the hem and top of the dress. It’s like, giving us a break from all that sequins.

Connie Britton in Burberry

Dreamy. She looks like a midnight sky filled with shining star.

Jennifer Carpenter in Oday Shakar

Simply elegant, fabulous, flawless look.

NO.3: Lady Gaga in Armani Prive

Do I need to explain why?

NO.2: Eva Mendes in Prada

This is how you take risk people. Wisely and fab-ly. She looks absolutely gorgeous. The prints are funky and fun and I love how she can still manage to look all demure and sweet wearing that complicated-print dress. Good job, Eva. Good job.

And now……. *drum rolling*

NO.1: Cate Blanchett in weird dresses that seems to works like magic on her.

In Alexander Mcqueen at Cannes

Flawless. The hair, the makeups, the soaring-eagle prints, the white lace detailing.. If I were Mcqueen, I’d be (other than dead) proud to have such stylish friends paying tribute to me (SJP, Cate, Anna Paquin).

Cate Blanchett in Christian Lacroix

Did you guys see how beautiful the dress is worn on Cate? It is just so… different from any other dress. And the best part is, like the eccentric-ness of the dress is not enough, Cate wore the dress backwards! Now that’s what I call a true fashionista. Someone who took risk and totally nailed it.

That’s it guys. See you in next year. Have a fabulous year ahead!! Y’all!!! xoxo

 

FASHION 2010: The Best 20 Dress of The 10s (part 1)

And you thought I’m done with all these Fashion 2010 shit…

Nope, kittens. Got one more to go. Come on now. Lets all count backward togetha!!

NO.20: Alicia Keys in Dolce&Gabbana

The perfect way to hide your baby bump in style. I love how it doesn’t look too bulky on her and to make it easier for you guys, I just love the f**kin dress. So what?

NO.19: Many in Victoria Beckham

Sounds a little weird when you named a fashion lines after yourself, right?

Blake Lively in Victoria Beckham

Jennifer Hudson in Victoria Beckham.

Nicole Scerzinger in Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham in Victoria Beckham.... and weird hardo.

I’m not the only one who’s liking this simple chic dress. Look at all the big names who agree with me! Ironically, Vicky obviously didn’t nailed her own designs here.

NO.18: Heidi Klum in Roberto Cavalli

Perfect hair, perfect fit, perfect makeups and it’s good to see mama Heidi finally getting it right.

NO.17: Kerry Washington in Marchesa

Graphic prints have never look this romantics and I love how the dress looks dreamy on Kerry. And I just love the purple fading on the hem. Definitely hitting the high notes with this one.

NO.16: Emma Stone in Pucci

Perfect. She should have ‘This Is How You Wear Leather, Bitch’ bedazzled at the back of the dress.

NO.15: Gwyneth Paltrow in Michael Kors

Perfect hair, perfect bod, perfect fit, perfect… Aww come on, guys. Do I even have to explain this?

NO.14: Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad

I may not fancy the makeups but that dress is just gorgeous and it fits her like it’s made for her. Just the right amount of drama and overall: perfect.

NO.13: Kate Hudson in White

In Emlio Pucci at the SAGs

In Marchesa at the Golden Globes

In Versace at the 'Nine' premiere

Whoever said all-white is boring? You guys have to eat out your words fella cause Kate had just prove you wrong.

NO.12: Rachel Mcadams in Elie Saab

It’s a big dress with floral prints but it manages to not look dowdy. It fits her like dreams and the chiffon is flowing like waterfalls. So, what not to like?

NO.11: Kristin Davis in Pierre Balmain

I can’t get any more picture of Kristin wearing this dress but what I know is I just love this dress being sleek and glamorous at the same time. See how the simple white below-part of the dress complement the embellished gold top? It works like magic.

…to be continued…