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It’s The End of The World!! What Do I Do!!!???

Listening to Ke$ha-Blow

So last week Britney Spears’s debut her Till The World Ends video clip. Compare to all the multiple-orgasm reaction Brit’s fan had, I think the video clip was just biase2la.. Nothing special. It’s sooooo Britney.

The video is not THAT interesting for me to talk about it. What interesting is this:

I know since the movie 2012 kluar kat panggung, everyone was like, “Ooooooooo….” and “Aaaaaa….” and that’s not because Joan Cusack and his family survive all of the most deadliest situation that can ever occur to a perfectly normal broken-family who have no skills whatsoever in facing such situation but it’s because we realize one thing: the world IS coming to an end.

The Mayan said it in their whatsoever calendar, some of (and maybe many) scientist start to talk about meteor la, earth magnet polar la.. And then all these paranoid freaks started this conspiracy theory la. And the ‘chaos’ went on and on…

Then THIS situation happened in Hollywood:

Hollywood Guy 1: OMG. This situation is so chaotic. People has started to become paranoid about all this world-end stuff that seems suspiciously true but questionably false. What do we dooooooo!!!????

Hollywood Guy 2: We just do the thing that we always do..

Hollywood Guy 1: What?

Hollywood Guy 2: We told’em to DAAAAANNNCEEE!!

See what’s my point? I’m not conservative or shallow-minded or ketinggalan zaman or not hip whatsoever but what problem are we going to solve if we keep drinking and dancing like we’re high or something? Ok maybe I am a little conservative but I don’t believe in going to club, drinking, partying day and night and sleeping with random people because to me it won’t bring you any good. And now these genius told all these people to start dancing crazily because the end is near. Say what?

I’m not pious or anything. I’m not going to ask you to repent or hold a sign saying “The End is Near” and standing by the roadside. My idea was as a youth, there are a LOT of other thing you can do rather than just partying and dancing around. You can be happy but there are a lot of better way to do it. And I NEVER say you CAN’T or SHOULDN’T dance or go to nightclub or stuff but I just don’t think you shouldn’t be doing it, like, too much?

Who said you can't dance and be happy? Look at this bunch of errr..hip... who look gay. THIS is how you do do it...

...or do you prefer to go drunk n high?

Geez I sounded like an old man giving life lessons to the young generation… So to make me sound cool, I’ll give you this one advice: “The end is near and we’ll all gonna die, b*tches!! DIE!!! DIE!! Muahahahahaha!!”

….Now I sound like a paranoid, crazy, homeless OLD man…

The end is near. Be very afraid, b*tches....

Anyway, this is just my personal opinion. No need to get all sensitive and offended and be like, “I’m a party-animal and I’m offended” or “I’m Brit fan and I’m offended”. If you don’t wanna get offended, go to your house, lock yourself in the room and hide under the blanket, you poops! This is a harsh world. Everybody get offended.

O-o-o-o-o-o-O-C-D….

Listening to Katy Perry-E.T.

So I read this article about celebrities with OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) which I found online. Ok fine you got me. I search for it. Whatever. I dunno. I’m so interested with this type of disorder la lately. But enough with my obsession with obsessive disorder, let see what I got from the internet.

Cameron Diaz – she admits to scrubbing her home scrupulously and wash her hands ‘many times’ each day. Not just that, she also open the door with her elbows so that she don’t have to touch the ‘germ-infested’ doorknob – which she later claimed that she’s not afraid of germs, she’s just “not into other people’s fluid.” That’s weird. I heard she love to have sex. ZING!

"Eek! Other people's fluid!!"

David Beckham – Thia one is interesting. David has an obsession with geometry. Hears what Posh got to say about that: “If you open our fridge, it’s all coordinated down either side. We’ve got three fridges – food in one, salad in another and drinks in the third. In the drinks one, everything is symmetrical. If there’s three cans of Diet Coke, he’d throw one away rather than having three – because it has to be an even number.” I’m never a big fan of sports (especially soccer) but, oh how I adore him now…

Leonardo Dicaprio – Something about obsession with cracks on pavement and how he always come late to the movie set because he kept re-tracing his track to avoid the crack yadda yadda yadda… Three words: “Fix your alarm-clock” (that’s one word) or “Get a car” and maybe “Public transportation… dude”.

And there’s a lot more like Alec Baldwin with his obsession with cleanliness and Billy Bob Thorton and his repetition obsession and Jessica Alba being perfectionist..

Growing up, I never knew what OCD is. I don’t even care. I even once thought OCD is obsessive-CALCULATIVE disorder (which mean someone yang berkire nak mampos. Until my beloved English teacher, Miss Loh, told me that ‘berkire’ in English is ‘calculating’ not ‘calculative’). I developed an interest in it when I did this horoscope thingy that said I am OCD and anal (no, that’s not a sexual term, you dirty b**tard) and bitchy (I love that one) yadda yadda yadda. And then I watch Desperate Housewives, where I met my OCD role-model/idol, Bree Van Dee Kamp. And then I search la the whole internet to know about this whole OCD thingy.

OCD is an anxiety disorder with two characteristics. First, people with OCD have recurring unwanted thoughts (obsessions), usually of something they find disturbing or not at all in their character. It’s common to have an obsession about germs or contamination, or of not having properly locked their doors so burglars can’t get in, but it’s also common to have thoughts about something terrible happening to their families, about hurting or even killing someone, doing something forbidden in a religion they strongly believe in, or any other undesirable idea. Second, these people think that doing some certain ritual will get rid of the danger. It could be washing hands, keeping their house in perfect order, checking that the door is locked, thinking certain words, avoiding odd numbers, or just about anything imaginable. Doing this compulsion doesn’t make the thoughts go away for very long, so the ritual is repeated.

The simpler version is, you obsessed with something (usually something bad), you keep doing this ritual again and again (compulsive) so that that bad thing won’t occur, am I right?

One of the reason I’m interested in this stuff because I think I might develop some sense of OCD myself. OCD is closely related to anal-retentiveness – a disorder that make you wanna feel a sense of control over everything; everything must be well-planned, organized, neat and stuff. I, too have some signs that I might be anal. That sounds weird.. Anyway.

I like small houses so that I can have control of all the spaces (by this, I mean I don’t like it when DUST or DIRT takes control of those spaces), I don’t like to fall in love because I have to have a sense of control of my feelings (you know when you love someone kejap you feel sad la) and I like everything to be certain and according to plan. I plan my wardrobe, my daily chores (although I find it hard to follow them), my financial, the position of stuff I put in every pocket on my jeans, position of the money in my wallet and so on.I also love things to be neat and organized. I think I can imagine what kind of teacher I’m going to become…… Hehehehe.

Now lets talk about OCD. When I walk alone (anywhere, anytime. Even in broad daylight) I will repeatedly watch my back, or in other words, pandang belakang la… Like that movie one. Why? Because I fear someone, for no or maybe some reason, will attack me from the back and slit my throat. That’s why I always check my back, like, every five seconds to see if anyone is following me. Hahahaha. Sounds funny right? What? You LOL-ed? Well don’t LOL now.. LOL when THAT happens to you, b*tch! Then I can give you my bitchy, cold and everly-irritating ‘I told you so’…

I also repeatedly check my grammar when I wanna post something here or on my Facebook because I’m afraid people will laugh at me when I do some grammar or spelling mistakes. Often I stop halfway (like giving up) because I know there was something (sound) wrong in my sentence but I dunno what. So daripade kene gelak baik takyah post langsung kan? Or maybe I can write in Malay like I just did. XD

Then when I sleep at night, I prefer to turn the lights on. I’m neither a green-offender (both the environment and the ka-ching:because my mom is the one paying the electric bills. Hehehehe) nor I am afraid of the dark (pfft!), I just like to be certain of stuff. Imagine you’re in the dark, then you see something moving. Because you’re in the dark you won’t know what is it. Is it a ghost? A burglar? Your stalker? Or maybe your stalking mom who reads your diary when you’re asleep? Then what should you do? Scream, “Help! Burglar!”? Scream all those jampi serapah? Or scream, “Mom…..”. Get my point? So if you turn the lights on, you can be certain of what is that thing moving so you can scheme your plans right away on what to do. Like should you call the cops or the shaman or the locksmith to change the lock of your door. Convince enough? Or do you still think I’m just afraid of the dark?  Ok. Fine. Maybe a little.

Maybe that’s all I can think about right now la. I love to clean too. I wash my clothes frequently. Not because I’m afraid of germ or “other people’s fluid”, I just don’t like to see my dirty clothes all bundle-up like Mountain Everest one.. Living in hostels, I also don’t like to use the PUBLIC washing machine. That one probably because I’m afraid of germs and “other people’s fluid”…

I’m sorry you have to read all this crap I wrote (no I’m not. No one force you to read it, b***h!). Mind all my fouls language ya. Hahahaha. My point is, if you think you need to seek help from the experts (like psychiatrist and stuff) then go. Don’t be ashamed. But if you still have everything under control (ahem, like me) and it doesn’t bother or disturb or interfere or mess up your whole life (which is ironic since OCD sufferer usually wants everything to be perfect. Perfect=not messed up) then maybe it’s okay kowt.. But don’t blame me when thing become worse in the future. Who told you to listen to my advice? I’m no psychiatrist, you poops!!

Go see a f**king psychiatrist, you b**ch!! Muahahahahahaha!!

Earth Hour 2011

Listening to Hey Monday-Candles

Happy Earth Hour Day guys!!! Although I really hate darkness (J.Lo hate darkness too, just FYI), I’m really excited to turn off all the light in my house for an hour starting from 8.30 pm today. Before I start bragging and throwing shits all over the place, let start with something more berilmiah, shall we?

Earth Hour started in 2007 in Sydney, Australia when 2.2 million individuals and more than 2,000 businesses turned their lights off for one hour to take a stand against climate change. Only a year later and Earth Hour had become a global sustainability movement with more than 50 million people across 35 countries/territories participating. Global landmarks such as the Sydney Harbour Bridge, CN Tower in Toronto, Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, and Rome’s Colosseum, all stood in darkness, as symbols of hope for a cause that grows more urgent by the hour.

In March 2009, hundreds of millions of people took part in the third Earth Hour. Over 4000 cities in 88 countries/territories officially switched off to pledge their support for the planet, making Earth Hour 2009 the world’s largest global climate change initiative.

On Saturday 27 March, Earth Hour 2010 became the biggest Earth Hour ever. A record 128 countries and territories joined the global display of climate action. Iconic buildings and landmarks from Asia Pacific to Europe and Africa to the Americas switched off. People across the world from all walks of life turned off their lights and came together in celebration and contemplation of the one thing we all have in common – our planet.

Earth Hour 2011 will take place on Saturday 26 March at 8.30PM (local time). This Earth Hour we want you to go beyond the hour, so after the lights go back on think about what else you can do to make a difference. Together our actions add up.

(source: http://www.earthhour.org)

Okay, enough with all those boring facts (that I *ahem2* googled just now). What do I think about this Earth Hour $hit? What do people around me think about it?

My younger brother was all, “Buat ape buat mnde nih. Mcm la tutop lmpu sjam boleh merubah ape2,” (cam lirik lagu la plak). And then I went all Spartan on him.

"This is not rididculous!! This is SPARRTAAA!!!!"

I’m very termotifla at that time. I keep on arguing and arguing with that SOB but he kept highlighting on the same point: “Tutup lampu sejam je…”. Yes, it won’t make any difference if I’m the only one doing it (it’ll still make some difference but very little la) but imagine the whole world unite and all of us turn off our lights for one hour. Imagine the energy we’ll save. The fossil fuels that we can spare. All the air pollution due to the burning of fossil fuels that we can reduce. The number of achluophobics we can scare. See? You have to look at the bigger picture here, peeps. But no. He kept going on and on about; “Tutup lampu sejam je…”. But nah. What else can I expect from that fella? He think that women’s place is only in the kitchen. Now I’m confused whether he’s a shallow-minded or just sexist. Maybe both.

Anyway, in Malaysia, this whole thingy is still not that big la. I think it should. I mean, in my opinion, Malaysia is one of the country where the people is still ignorant about this whole environment thing. Worst, maybe the ONLY country. It’s embarrassing tau when the mat salleh came here and they see all these sampah sarap and polluted rivers (although I do wonders what the hell are they doing there? Nak  melancong go to beautiful place la!). And then some GENIUS started saying some GENIUS stuff on how the recent disasters in Japan should be a pengajaran on how we all should preserve our environment. Not only does that GENIUS offended the Japanese including all 50 Cent’s wh*res that live there, that GENIUS also offended us the Malaysian who love the Japanese. And also the Malaysian who’s concerned about the world’s perspective on us, of course. That GENIUS should really join Charlie Sheen’s winning team…. Where am I again?

Oh, the Earth Hour. Yea peeps. Come on. Show our love to mother earth. Tak cukup lagi ke all the trouble we’ve brought to her all these while? We hunt the dodo bird until they’re extinct, we cut the trees excessively until Mother Earth look like Britney Spears during her meltdowns (read: bald. Shheeessshh you guys are slow), we pollute the rivers, we brought Mel Gibson into this world…. Okay, maybe that was just his parents fault but anyway. Isn’t it enough already? The damages we’ve done? Come on guys. Only one hour, and maybe it can change everything. If not everything pun I’m pretty sure it’ll make a holy $hit BIG difference. Good ones.

So in conclusion, turn off ur lights today starting at 8.30pm for one hour……or else those nature lovers freak will come to your house at night and kill you in your sleep! Nah, I kid…. Happy Earth Hour guys!! ;D

It’s wedding, bitch.

Wow… I can’t believe I’m going to post this but heck I’m going to post it anyway. I’ve just went to the worst wedding I’ve ever attend in my whole 19 years of living life! Ok I know it’s your wedding day, it’s your big day, the sky is blue, yada yada yada, who am I to judge but dude, if your pengapit wore something better than you than that actually meant you’re f**ked up on your own wedding day. Thank God that mak andam wears something that you usually wear to the wet market or else you’ll be a spot down from her… or him, too. But that’s not actually what I’m trying to say here. I just wanna say how I hate weddings. The overwhelming noises of the kompang, which I seriously think people who can chat with all the noises in the background can seriously gives Superman’s super hearing a run for its earwax. And what with the I-don’t-know-who-you-are-but-we-are-some-sorta-relatives thingy? I’m so not into faking a smile for someone whom I never meet and surely don’t know from adam or eve? And after I enjoy all the free food and on my way home, I’ll always ask my mother, “Who got married, again?”

Home, Finally..

Listening to The Pretenders-Goodbye

After all this hu-ha hu-ha with all this exam stuff, I’m finally home!!! Muahahahahahaha!! Well actually I’ve been home since the last two days but whatever-lah. I’m already home!! Errmm… The two siblings had already grown up.. Geez they grow up really fast.. It has only been two or three weeks and they had already look like their mother, literally. I can’t differentiate between the two of them and it won’t be long before I can’t diferentiate between the three of them. They shares everything. Their characters, personality, body features, good climbing skills… but after I did a few penelitian I have finally discover some of their differences and I name one of them Yuri and one of them Nara. Huhuhuhuhu.. Ok. Tht’s it for today I guess. I wanna prepare my 2010 year-end fashion review. Stay tuned!

BFF. Best Friend Forever or Best F***in’ Friend?

Listening to Whitney Houston-I Look To You

Wow… I just learned that Gwyneth Paltrow and Winona Ryder was once besties….until Gwyneth stole a script from Winona’s house and win an Oscar for the role she stole from her!! Geez… Poor Winona…although I don’t really know who’s that chick is. Maybe if she won an Oscar I would knew her better. Heck maybe she would even co-star alongside Robert Downey Jr. in the Iron Man franchise…. People would do anything for fame…. Even betraying their besties… Shame on them… Oh, and by the way that movie is called Shakespeare In Love. Can imagine Winona playing that character Gwyneth played that Winona suppose to be playing?

Besties no more!!

Well, anyway, today we all had our last class for this semester. We all had our fun (I think) doing our last presentation for this semester, the creative presentation and singing do our own cover version of To Sir With Love and sing it to Dr. Pramela. Hahahahaha. Berterabur, I would say. But at least we all had our last laugh before the examination (although I doubt that I will be all stressed out like them because the only moment I’ll be all stressed out during the examination season is after I had finished answering the paper and think, “gosh that’s hard! I wish I study more”). By the way, I wish you guys all the best luck, to all my Teslians and whoever I know in UKM. Also to all my friends who’s studying in different universities all over the country and not to be forgotten my little brother who would be taking his SPM later this year. Can’t wait for the next semester (although it sure looks like we’re going to be very, very busy) to have fun with you guys!! Oh and I can’t wait to do my year-end fashion review after that!! I’m sooooo excited!! Kyaa!! ><

A Blast Of A Day (almost literally)

Listening to She & Him-Black Hole

Geez wat a hot day!! It is so hot I feel like i can do a Lizzie Borden all over again. But seriously, I think this heat has really gotten into everyone head today. The heat has already got my head good I will probably babble, like, a lot in this post. Ahahahahahahahahaha… (see?)

So I, like, guess some of the celebrity quote if they were in Malaysia and experience the same heat….

Kim Kardashian: Today is so hot I have to walk around naked so I won’t be getting any tan lines… Not that anyone cares though. They can see me naked when they walk pass the news stands. LOL!! (she probably tweeted this, too)

Paris Hilton: That’s hot.. (she also said this when people asked her about the global warming issue)

Kristen Stewart: I’m cold…. (with an icy cold face expression)

Hot? Really? Then why the only thing I feel is a cold sensation in my soul?

Barrack Obama: It’ll be okay, folks! (with entourage all around him holding fans and portable air-conditioner)

Mel Gibson: %$#%^%%#$@^%^$%$##$%@^**)**(^%%#$#$%$^&!!!!!

WHY. IS. IT. SO. HOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!! ROARRR!!!

Miley Cyrus: Just another hot day, just another reason to put on my trashy outfit that make me look like an under-aged prostitute. Oh, that and sexy. (she also said this during winter too)

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Ok. Enough with the quote and stuff. I should really get back to work and hey…. It’s raining already.. huhuhu. Till next time!

xoxo