Because I’m very malas and because of the boring red carpet, I figure I’m going to cover the stage wears tonight and the SAG tomorrow.
Okay lets see what the celebs wear onstage.
Lets start with the host that night, Faizal Ismail and Sheryl Samad.
Okay, their first outfit was fucking terrible. He’s wearing an oversized suit and (waaay oversized) pants and his tie is sticking out (I don’t even care if that was intentional!) and she, well she’s wearing a legging. Yes, she’s wearing a fucking legging while hosting a prestigious singing competition. As for the top, the shoulder pads, shiny materials, zipper at the front, look like it was made by a Project Runway’s rejects.
This is their second look for the night. Well I don’t usually comment on guy’s wear but to me the blue gray combo is a little odd. And that pants still look a little too big on him. And for her, she looks more polished and better. The dress was only okay but compared to her first outfit, this is way way way better.
Lets move on to the performances.
Jaclyn Victor performing Sedetik Lebih
The dress is very nice and pretty in a flowy-diva kinda way. It kinda remind me of a Marchesa dress. At first I think the color could be more interesting but the more I look at it the more I think it really suits her and the song she’s performing.
Atilia and Monologue performing Kakanda Adinda
She looks really cute. Especially her hair paired with her outfit. Looks like a traditional Malay-themed Barbie doll. As for him, I would just say they’re dressing according to the theme.
Ana Rafali performing Kalau Berpacaran
The traditional look really suits her. Plus the dress is quite pretty. And as usual, I hate big ass shoulder pads.
Faizal Tahir performing Karma
Don’t you just love the second picture? Talk about right-timing and right-angled. Anyway, he looks like a man who haven’t slept in three days and then he have to wear that stupid suit and now he’s really pissed.
Najwa Latiff performing Cinta Muka Buku
I pity this girl la. The fact that almost everyone (based on my Facebook newsfeed) hated her and glad she didn’t win, and the fact that the next morning she have to go to school and face all the psiko-ing and all. And don’t you think her performance is the most fucked up that night? She fasten the beat of the song (maybe because there’s a time limit for each performances and because her song is VERY long and enduring) and when she perform, the only thing that I can think is: “Aku yang dengar ni pun tercungap-cungap.” Â Well, anyway, as for her outfit, I can say it’s bad, but not as bad as the other outfit she had worn, which is super fucked-up bad.
Yuna performing Gadis Semasa and Penakut
She wear this while performing Gadis Semasa. I love the fact that she can pull off a high-waisted pants. As for the whole looks, I think it’s totally Yuna -the funky version- with the hoodies and all. I’m not saying it’s a good look though.
This is the funky Makcik Yuna. The dress, the necklace, and the ridiculous alien head-looking turban. If not for the jacket -with the chandelier and all- I would’ve assumed that she’s performing at a fancy concert where the audience are all rich, old politicians and corporates and the lowest ticket price (the shitty seat one) is around  rm90++.
Shila Hamzah, Ning Baizura and Jaclyn Victor performing Beribu Sesalan
Brava, Jac. You’re standing next to two beautiful and talented singers (and one of them is even considered a diva) and you stand out the most. She wins for the best look of the night. The dress is amazing, it’s beautiful, it shows he amazing body and people can see her even from the most shittiest seat. That’s how you dress on stage, bitches.
Alyah performing Kisah Hati (with bonus Remy Ishak and some sesat clown)
Seriously, what’s the purpose of this guy being a part of the performance with his lame jokes? This song is not even fun. It’s a sad song, for God’s sake. It kinda look like a desperate call for attention don’t you think? I mean, the performance and the song itself is not bad.
I mean, I totally love the idea of making her look like the rotating doll in a music box here.
And as for the dress, it’s pretty but all those beadings and embellishments make it look heavy on her. For a stagewear, it is a quite attention-grabbing dress but yeah, I still think it’s too heavy and overdone. Anyway lets talk about her makeups here. Whoever the fuck did her makeups totally hate her. Her face almost match the bronze-ness of her dress and the pink lips is super fucked up, dude. Either that or she put her head in the oven 5 minutes before her performances.
And then there’s Remy Ishak, making an epic cameo at the end of the song. And you can totally see her hair clippings even from here! Honey, your makeup artist and hairdresser hate you. Fire them before they convince you that afro haircut and is back in trend and switch your facial cream with warts removal cream. For your own good, dear.
Oh, and Remy looks great.
Hafiz performing Awan Nano
And finally, the most talked-about, both song and outfit, that night. Congrats for winning the first place and for having the guts to perform in front of thousands in just a t-shirt, tracksuit, barefooted, with hair barely done and no makeups, totally raw. And his performance is truly amazing. Good job, Hafiz.
“Fuck bein’ all classy and demure and innocent and shit! Today I’m goin’ to be all Megan (Fox) and all with my alter ego, Angelina Jo-Leg, y’all! (ps: the same alter-ego I use when I took Brad from that McSlut-whatever-her-name-is-Rachel-Greene-or-something?)”
What so funny about this picture is, from the waist up, they look like a totally normal couple, chillin at the Oscars and stuff, no big deal, and then suddenly Angie have to ruin it all with that pose. I mean, seriously Angie, WHAT IS THE FRIGGIN’ DEAL WITH THAT POSE?
I mean, as you can see here, she don’t even have to make that kinda pose. She don’t have to work a thing as that slit on the dress is already naturally open (insert “Your Mom” jokes here).
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